CAPTION CONTEST


And the winner is:  Jason VeeAr
KONGRATULATIONS!!!

 


Here are some of the other entries:

BigBadBodini

  • "That human child has pudding cups! Invade Invade!"


Billy Simons 

  • "PUNCH BUGGY PINK CANT PUNCH BACK"
  • "DUE TO MILITARY CUT BACKS ,WARRIORS MUST RELY ON PRIVATE TRANSPORTATION"


Jeff Barkley

  • "Boy, when they said compact car, they weren't kidding!"


The Zaius Toy Museum:

  • 1)  Rank has it's privileges!
  • 2)  Harbingers of death, sure... but boy, did they made some BOSS toys!

  • 3)  Hey, it's that Burton guy, sound the advance!
JasonVeeAr
  • "This summer, Rule the playground!
  • "The only good human... Wee!... is a dead human... Wee!"
Evil Lobo
  • 6 grueling years at the  ape academy = $12,867.83 
  • 13 years of bribing the council = $22,753.91 
  • 7 years of commanding the great ape army against those darn humans = eleven dead apes 
  • 5 drunken minutes in a career ending move after the Gorilla Guard Ball where some gorilla named Urko snapped this picture and had it published in the ape city news. - priceless !
Jason Jerde
  • "HI YO URSUS, AWAY!!!!"
  • Get your stinkin' paws off my buggy!!!
Art Carvajal
  • Hey bartendur (hic!) anothur round!
  • All in favor of killing the humans, but keeping the playground raise your hand
  • Who wants to play on the monkey bars?
Andy Garringer
  • "Surely Dr. Zaius, this archeological find proves that humans had no

  • intelligence!"

    "He's bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun .... but the
    most wonderful thing about Ursus is , he is number one!"
     

ALAN COZAD
    "Troops-hold your positions!  I'm astride a horse not a toy!
                   You see another vision and another lie!
                   Sergeant!  Stop laughing and sound the advance!"
                   -From the vaults of 20th Century Fox: Footage edited out of
                    original release of "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" due to 
                    its lack of 'adult' content.
Paul Prenger
    - At Forbidden Zone Dodge, We won't make a "monkey" out of you!

    - The Lawgiver says "Ape Shall Never Take Incriminating
    Pictures Of Ape"

    - Yes, General Ursus... you are "The Weakest Link"... or
    should I say "The Weakest Missing Link"... GOOD BYE!
     

G.U.M. (General Ursus McNutt)
"Eat your heart out "Taylor".  This beats the heck out of those chariots you stupid humans had in "Ben-Hur"!!
Sandi
  • Man, the things I'll do for Banana Pudding!
 
     

 
     

 
 

 

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