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Chicago, Illinois
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On a recent expedition into a region known as Chicago, Illinois, our great Minister of Science discovered a community of strange beings, the likes of which he had never encountered before.
Having purchased some
comfortable "casual attire" from a local vendor (Wilsons Leather),
the good Doc
decided to further investigate the local culture.
His quest for knowledge found him doing battle in a local pub with an annoying little green "puppet-like" being that thought he had the answers to everything in the universe.
The little green guy challenged our illustrious Keeper of the Faith to a "best-of-3" billiards game. The loser would have to strip to his "skivvies" and stand on a table in the bar, reciting his culture's religious doctrine.
Dr. Zaius had this to say about the results of the contest:
"Ah yes! It was
quite amusing to see that pathetic little green thing drunkenly teetering
atop the table, rambling
on about "the Force" or some such non-sense."
"He may be a big shot
in a galaxy far far away, but he learned very quickly that a light saber
is no match for a
pool cue when ol' Zaius is in-the-house!"
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